I Hope That You Don't Break

September 2012

• Dad: so let me get this straight
• Dad: you want your two favorite actors to be gay for each other
• Dad: but also marry you at the same time
• Me:
• Dad:
• Me:
• Dad:
• Me: yeah pretty much

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#i like it

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ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney claps between movements.

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#PERFECT PERSON

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#SO I MAY HAVE DIED

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#SCREAMING IN EXCITED JOY

So my mother calls me

• Mom: I'm out shopping, is there anything you want for your birthday?
• Me: Sherlock season 3
• Mom: Okay I'll see what I can do
• Me: ...
• Me: Okay thanks.
• Me: *hangs up*
• Mom: *calls me back*
• Me: Yes?
• Mom: So I was just at HMV...
• Mom: And I asked the girl at the register if they sold season 3 of Sherlock...
• Mom: And she broke down and started crying on the counter...
• Mom: Care to explain?

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tyrannia:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

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