I Hope That You Don't Break: Archive

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charming darkness: elizabitchtaylor: film about a... →

elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men getting into shenanigans= “comedy” film about a group of women getting into shenanigans= “chick flick” film about a friendship between two men= “buddy flick” film about a friendship between two women= “chick flick” emotional film about father/son…

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Willow: Oz, don't you love me?

Oz: My whole life, I've never loved anything else.

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“My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my...”

– Audrey Hepburn (via alecshao)

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pierce-the-heavens: angel-cake: motorcitykitty: getxsick: mmmajestic: coldcaveat: White people, explain yourselves. omg lol. teen witch. this always cracks me up. “white people, explain yourselves” made this funnier than i have ever found it before. “are you kidding?!…look how funky he is.” hahahaha oh man. classic. forever reblog WHY DO I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THIS WAS THIS...

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gerard-gay: there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT this is too boring THIS IS OBNOXIOUS look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE

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THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1

Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye: I did a little 
Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk 
Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl 
Thor: I'm in Asgard atm 
Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them 
Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party 
Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA 
Iron Man: Sup Captain
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY 
 LATER, IN A PLANE 
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man: IRON GLOMP 
Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest 
Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT 
Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif 
 BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner: Sup
Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship 
 AFTER MUCH BANTER 
Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off 
Iron Man: I think you should hulk out 
Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first 
Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man: You smell like justice
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye: Still evil here 
 EXPLOSIONS OCCUR 
Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green 
Loki: I am escaping from my cage now 
Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man: Fixing things with science 
Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit 
Loki: I take people no other way 
Loki: Lates Onee-san 
Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork 
Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury: 
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury: 
Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice. 
Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY