March 2012
That awkward moment when you can't walk in your...
fieldsofinnocence:
nanyoky:
fieldsofinnocence:
Seriously. Watson, I keep thinking I’m in your house. It’s freaking me out.
maybe it IS my house.
Are you trying to tell me your house upped and moved itself near a farm area with llamas and horses in the middle of nowhere Andover?
YES. THE LLAMAS DID IT.
“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
– Carrie Fisher (via saddest-summer)
That awkward moment when you can't walk in your...
fieldsofinnocence:
Seriously. Watson, I keep thinking I’m in your house. It’s freaking me out.
maybe it IS my house.
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
OHH MY GOD
countessliac:
microwavedhamster:
miris-plush-rump:
geromytime:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
shootingstarwisher:
mycroft:
i was giong to take this seriousy
but i got a fucking picture of a zEBRA
and now it just looks like he’s JUDGING YOU AND CALLING YOU A NARROW MINDED LIBERAL FUCK
oops i accidentally a pretty image????////??//??/
I’m not even fucking with you...
Jessamy: Life lessons (about cows) from the Sick... →
mcr-sp-fob-patd:
Cows are funny.
When we were in a country town, one of our biggest fans drove for hours to come out and see us. On the way, he was passing thru a territory where fireworks were legal to purchase. So he did. We hooked up with him after the show and he took us to his car. He hadn’t bought just a…
bahahahaha! “the cow was okay!”
i can’t. reminds me of...
