Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
- Bucky and Steve having box set evenings, just streaming entire seasons of GOT, marathoning the entirety of Star Wars (4,5,1,2,3,6, because Bucky had looked it up on the internet), getting pissed that Firefly was cancelled when they went looking for the rest of the season.
- Bucky ordering 20 pizzas online because the novelty of being able to do so was just too much, 'holy shit, I'd never have left the house if we could have done this in the 30's'.
- Ugly tears into tubs of ‘Ben and Jerry’s’ over everything 'programming just wasn't this emotional back in the day, what are they doing to my feelings?'
- 'Holy shit, can they show this on television?'
- Bucky sets up an xbox live account,’WhothefuckisBucky’, and trolls 12 year olds on Battlefield by making improbable head shots.
- 'Steve, Steve, you've got to come over here.' *crying* 'Have you heard this guy, holy shit, he must be like 12, holy shit son, we were in the army and I've never heard someone swear like this!' *doubles over laughing*
- Bucky snapchatting Steve from the top of the White House.
- 'Holy shit, Bucky where are you?' 'Well, I went for a walk and decided I needed some exercise' 'So you climbed the White House?' 'Idk man, i felt I did them a favour, the security is just awful' 'Bucky, what the fuck?' 'Sorry, Steve, gtg, secret service finally found a way onto the roof, see you later, I'll buy milk on the way home'
I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.
OH MY FUCKING GOD …AHDKSIGJDSISJ TONY!!! ADHDIDIJM
Steve is the real Sleeping Beauty
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen… Scar and Loki are perfect.
this is incredible and perfection
Steve is the true sleeping beauty…and scar and loki are perfect……i cant get over Tony stark!!!!! hahaha that was PERFECTION to the max….
Are we not gonna talk about how nick fury is agent bubbles?
STARK IS PERFECTION. actually, no, all of it is perfection.