i really want a fic where sif and jane and darcy go shopping to get sif midgardian clothes
and her choices are all very practical and respectably fashionable- kind of like natasha’s in avengers- basic, but fitted and feminine so jane and darcy are having fun and giving her the thumbs up
"oh. my. god. sif you are so lucky you have us to guide you."
"what she means is uggs are kind of…"
"fugly- the word she’s searching for is fugly bane of the human existence. trust us on this."
"but these boots would do well in the winds and ice of jotunheim. they are much flatter than the strange thin heels the other boots have and they have thick furs."
"really- they’re not as great as you think-"
"they’re awful. only total losers wear uggs."
"but they are warm as yak pelts."
Forget the fic i would watch a whole movie that was just sif shopping on midgard with the girls.
I’m sorry I have to do it again